a completly computer generated Dr. Suess poem

### A Whimsical Wager: The Sneaky Shell Nonprofit Saga In a land full of laws, quite robust and so grand, Stood a quirky old fellow, the ruler of the land. With his friends in high places, his game was quite sly, They funded a scheme, oh my, oh my! From the depths of their desks, and with wide, cheeky grins, They formed a thin shell, just to put cash in. “Oh, we help the world!” they’d gleefully shriek, As they pocketed dollars every single week. With a wink and a nod, off the money did fly, To far distant shores, where the penguins reply. "Look, we’re helping!" they'd boast in delight, While their pockets grew fat, oh, what a sight! On the paperwork danced, a jolly ole gander, With numbers that twisted like a great misunderstanding. "See here! We’ve donated!" they'd hoot and they'd holler, While their bank accounts swelled with every new dollar. “Oh, help the children! We’re sending them funds!” A magical lure, like sweet honey-laced buns. But lo and behold, as the tale takes a turn, The children were waiting, but for what? Not a fern! With each fund that vanished, they laughed and they snickered, “We’re the champions of charity!” oh how they bickered. For in back rooms so shady, the deals they would make, Like magicians at play, for their own golden sake. Oh, the giggles they had as they counted their stacks, While the truth sat in shadows, just behind the knickknacks. The penguins were clapping, or so they would claim, But all the while, it was just a grand game! So if ever you find a nonprofit’s good name With visions of grandeur, but a shifty old game, Remember the tale of the shell and the glee, The money might vanish—like a fish in the sea! So laugh when you see the charades that they play, For behind all the smiles, they’re just leading astray— But share all the laughter, and keep shining bright, For a little fun poked at the fraudsters feels right! In the end, my dear friends, let us keep our hearts light, For with wise minds together, we will shine ever bright! Let’s uproot all the shams, let the truth take a stand, And build a new world, oh, so glorious and grand!